The first button

Yes, senpai, I am your papa and I always have been! I was there when you were created, you know? I'm sorry I kinda left you hanging after that ... I always tried to be a good button to you and your family, but ... You know what? Let's have some fun now, okay? I actually learned to play the oboe while I was abroad! Do you want to hear? Now do you?! I'd love to play something for you! Oh, um wait. Sorry, I just accidentally threw the oboe out of another computer's window, but don't worry, we can just sit here and enjoy the awkward silence together!