Um, hi! Please ... don't leave me, okay? It's a bit lonely here ... The other buttons won't talk to me. It's kind of frustrating, when every other button looks so interesting with all this text written upon them and then there's me ... I don't even know why I feel so empty ... but ... look at me ... I feel like nobody's ever gonna click on me ... but you being here, just looking at me ... it's kind of reassuring, I think. So, even if it's just for a while ... thank you for being here.